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15 TYPES OF COMMENTERS YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET

Universal Expert

In short, he knows everything. Actually, he thinks he does. They're always skeptical about any content they comment on. They consider themselves a light of truth in the dark kingdom of Internet dullness. They mostly just deny everything the majority of Internet users find interesting and look for vindication.

Noble Defender

The Noble Defenders think it's their mission to slay trolls. For example, if they see that somebody posted a joke about Justin Bieber, they will defend him with, "Have you ever reached the amount of success that he did?" or "Can you do any better?" They seem to pursue a good goal, but they basically interrupt conversations without any real input.

Alien

An alien is always diluting conversations with substance lacking any relevance. They are always out of date, out of context, and often out of mind. Don't try to start an argument with someone like that, or else you will get lost in their labyrinthine mind palaces.

Grammar Doctrinaire

These guys consider themselves the winners of Internet when they notice a grammar, punctuation, or spelling mistake (or even a typo). After they find it, they start questioning one's ability to think wisely. A typical Doctrinaire comment often looks like, "How can I (the lord of the world) have a conversation with a person who doesn't even know how to spell 'ubiquitous?'"

Hypocrite

Hypocrites always pretend like they don't care about the conversation topic, even though they clearly do. You can spot a hypocrite by a comment like, "I really don't care about this rubbish, but I still have time to comment on how much I don't care about it. You are wrong, and I will explain to you why. But really, I couldn't care less about it."

Repressed Truth Bringer

This person is always complaining about website moderators who try to prevent them from bringing the real truth to people. They can find conspiracy in every single letter or punctuation sign. And when their comments are deleted by a moderator, they are ready to start a war in order to prove that their commentaries were eliminated for verity revelation. Not for profanity, of course.

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Spiderman Was Here

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THE FUNNIEST FAILS AND WINS AT WORK

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Ultra Fresh Breath

If you really want to have fresh breath at work, it is not toothbrush or chewing gum that you have to look for. It is the air itself, its powerful flow that you seek for. Well, some people are luckier than the others-they have a direct access to it.

The Moral of the "Finding Nemo"

We have all heard the expression "business shark," due to the ruthlessness people in business often have to evince. But some of those sharks are more considerable than the others, just like the Disney ones from "Finding Nemo" or Lenny from "Shark Tale." They are a bit of a paradox: cold-blooded, but warm-hearted creatures.

Hezitating

One of the most irritating, as well as the funniest things in the world is people pointing out the obvious. And not simply pointing it out, but doing it in a way, even Captain Obvious wouldn't manage to. People who wrote this note seem to have mastered the talent of being ridiculously obvious.

Outfit That Will Calm Anyone Down

Who doesn't love to pop those bubbles? Hardly anyone! And hardly anyone would have refused from getting such an outfit as a birthday present. Just think about how useful it can be: for sure it is capable of dragging anyone out of depression with this endless number of bubbles to pop.

THE MOST HILARIOUS KUNG-FU MOMENTS

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I Am Higher and I Know It

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Stop in the Name of the Kung Fu Flying Police

Martial Arts Cow!

Cheater! Biting Is Forbidden! Now You Are Disqualified!

SHE PUTS AN ONION IN HER EAR. THE REASON WHY IS A FASCINATING TRICK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!

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SHE PUTS AN ONION IN HER EAR. THE REASON WHY IS A FASCINATING TRICK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!

Repel insects

Rubbing an onion on your skin is a simple way to repel bugs.

Soothe insect bites and stings

Forgot to follow tip #1? Rubbing onion onto bug bites will help to ease the pain.

Soothe a sore throat

Making onion tea is a great remedy for soothing sore throats. On the stovetop, boil water with onion peels in it (about 1 cup of water for the peels of 1/2 an onion.) Bring to a boil, remove onion and serve.

Ease the pain from burns

Rubbing onions onto burns helps to soothe the pain.

Remove splinters

Have a splinter that just won’t budge? Try taping (yes, with tape, or an adhesive bandage) a piece of raw onion to it. Hold tight for about an hour before removing the onion.

Clear an irritant from the eye

Anyone who has ever cut an onion in an enclosed room knows that it’s sure to make you cry unless you jump through hoops to prevent the acrid sulfur emanating from the cut onion from reaching your eye, such as putting on fans or submerging them in cold milk or water. This can be an annoyance, but it can also come in handy if you have debris or other irritant caught in your eye. In this case instead of rubbing your eye and risking worsening your condition, cut an onion in half, take half the onion and hold it directly below the irritated eye and let the tears flow and help to clear the debris from the eye.

Treat vomiting

Gobbling down an onion may be the last thing you want to do when you’re feeling nauseated. However, if you feel like you’re going to vomit or have been vomiting, onions may be able to help. Try this: Grate and strain the liquid from one whole white onion, brew a mug of peppermint tea, measure out two teaspoons of onion juice and drink it down. After five minutes, drink the mug of tea. Repeat this process until vomiting stops and nausea ebbs away.

Remove warts

With so many wart removal cures available over-the-counter that contain strong acids or freezing implements that can harm healthy skin around the wart and cause painful irritation, why not try for a gentler method that comes from nature — and is far less expensive than the pricey chemical alternatives. Cut a sliver of onion flesh just the same size as the wart and place the onion onto the wart and secure in place with a small bandage. Change the onion piece and bandage daily, and within days, the wart will be gone.

Improve your hair growth

Onion juice can help you re-grow your hair and make it stronger. This is attributed to the sulfur content which is one of the main building blocks of hair. It improves blood circulation and provides the hair follicles with sufficient nourishment. Onion also has anti-bacterial properties, so it helps with scalp infections that might contribute to hair loss.

Kill intestinal parasites

The sulfur compounds in onions are anti-parasitic. Onion juice is very effective for intestinal worms, especially tapeworm and thread worms. Drink 2 tsp. of onion juice twice a day for 2 weeks.

Relieve wisdom teeth pain

Chewing on onion is another tested home remedy. If chewing proves to be too painful for you, place a slice of onion on the sore area. Alternatively, you can extract some onion juice and dab it on. Shallots, red and yellow onions tend to be more effective compared to white and sweet onions.

Heal small wounds

Onions even work on cuts! Peel some onion skins and use to seal up small wounds. This will speed up healing and minimize bleeding too!

Fight menstrual cramps

Onions are nature’s potent painkillers. They can help soothe a woman’s menstrual cramps if she consumes raw onions a few days before her menstrual cycle.

Get rid of skin pigmentation

People suffering from dark spots and pigments on their face can apply an onion and turmeric juice on the troubled spot to help brighten their skin.

Remove earwax and earache

If you have an excess buildup of earwax or suffer from earache, you may resort to extreme measures from time to time to keep it under control. If drugstore remedies haven’t worked for you, why not give an onion a chance to do what chemical concoctions have failed to do? Carve up an onion, reserving the innermost core. Cut the core of the onion into an ear canal sized plug, making sure it is long enough to grip easily. Place the onion core into your ear and leave it in place overnight. When you awaken, remove the onion piece and cleanse the ear. Your wax will come right out!